We at SESP (Screw Earth Space Program) are proud to introduce our latest model, the X1 Light Fighter with high speed engines, light speed capabilities, extra powerful sensors, and some pew-pews! Perfect for all of your light fighter and scout ship needs!**
Currently, they’re on sale for 9999999999999.99 $|€|£|¥ until April 30! Last Sale was during December and we sold a record number of 0 ships!
SESP is not responsible for product failures or shipping failures as we don’t have customer service and DHL, Amazon, UPS, and FedEx don’t ship from Saturn to Earth.
*not including taxes and intergalactic shipping fees
**batteries sold separately
**safety instructions not included
A new model from yours truly, will be released this Fall! 😉
