We at SESP (Screw Earth Space Program) are proud to introduce our latest model, the X1 Light Fighter with high speed engines, light speed capabilities, extra powerful sensors, and some pew-pews! Perfect for all of your light fighter and scout ship needs!**
Currently, they’re on sale for 9999999999999.99 $|€|£|¥ until Dec 31!
SESP is not responsible for product failures or shipping failures as we don’t have customer service and DHL, Amazon, UPS, and FedEx don’t ship from Saturn to Earth.
*not including taxes and intergalactic shipping fees
**batteries sold separately
**safety instructions not included